walked by someone on the phone and overheard them “by the way, who are these gift cards even for?”
— Nikhil Krishnan (@nikillinit) December 17, 2025
๐๐ฝ praying for them
Lost The Dog https://t.co/qKSYKSXxvi
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) December 17, 2025
“No, I didn’t lose the dog. I just forgot where I put him.”
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) December 17, 2025
“I can’t come to the wedding—I already emotionally committed to staying home.”
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) December 17, 2025
“If this goes badly, we’ll just call it a soft launch of failure.”
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) December 17, 2025
“The email wasn’t passive-aggressive, it was aggressively passive.”
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) December 17, 2025
“Legally, they can’t prove I meant it that way.”
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) December 17, 2025
“I’m not late—I’m early for the next thing.”
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) December 17, 2025
