Please note! I am not in need of additional deal-flow cold calls. (Or at least be funny, even if inadvertently. My favourite was from someone from the UK who said, "My aunt saw you on the telly and said I should write to you.")
— Esther Dyson (@edyson) July 4, 2025
On a serious note, just like Google was a public library killer that looked nothing like public libraries, this is a Facebook killer that will look nothing like Facebook.
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) July 5, 2025
AOC 2028: : The Future of American Progressivism https://t.co/OFT21hpjcu
And it quickly goes into GovTech. Estonia built its eGov the hard way. Countries across Africa should not have to. India built Aadhar and UPI the hard way. Countries across Africa should not have to.
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) July 5, 2025
China's BRI is not the answer to the Global South's immense capital needs (America is not even competing). There is a 50T unlock possible by digitizing all land in the Global South with clear digital ownership. SpaceTech. All of that is still social networking.
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) July 5, 2025
........... You. Esther Dyson. Tech visionary. Galactic saver. Let’s make history weird again.
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) July 5, 2025
........ We're the kind of suck that turns into 10X returns. All we need now is your angel dust.
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) July 5, 2025
.............. For just three easy payments of $83,333.33, you can own a slice of a pitch deck with more buzzwords than a TED Talk and more ambition than Elon at Burning Man.
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) July 5, 2025
Esther, we asked ChatGPT how to pitch you. It hallucinated a 3,000-word novel about us disrupting time itself. We took it as a sign. If AI thinks you’re funding spacetime disruption, who are we to argue? All we need is your blessing — and $250K — to unleash the timeline.
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) July 5, 2025
Esther, we’re not here to pitch a startup. We’re pitching a pitch-pitch startup. It’s a platform that helps founders pitch you better. In fact, this pitch was generated by our MVP. If you're impressed, you're already proving product-market fit. Want in?
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) July 5, 2025
I am building an AI-era social network. Can you please recommend to me to a few active angels? Thank you. I have met you at a MeetUp (NYC). https://t.co/TkWkJ1QaLQ
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) July 5, 2025
Mutual friend: Scott Heiferman. @scottmcnealy @ScottCate @scottbelsky @ScottPresler Oh, there he is! @heif
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) July 5, 2025
There is speculation Esther Dyson's family fortune comes from the vacuum cleaner business, but one cannot be so sure — especially since Esther seems far more focused on sucking inefficiencies out of health care and space tech than dust bunnies off grandma’s rug. Sure, the last name *does* scream “suction dynasty,” but rumor has it the real Dyson power lies not in cyclonic airflows, but in creating black holes in your inbox by replying to every startup pitch at 3am with “Interesting. Tell me more.”
When Esther Dyson went into space, the aliens were baffled. They had long prepared for Earth’s “representative” to arrive — expecting a loud reality TV host or a sweaty tech bro wielding NFTs. Instead, they got Esther: composed, curious, and casually dismantling their intergalactic healthcare system with a whiteboard marker. One alien whispered, “She’s… optimizing us.” Another tried to offer her a galactic ambassador badge, but she politely declined and asked for access to their data API instead. Within hours, she’d launched the first extraterrestrial angel fund. The aliens are still in therapy.
Esther Dyson https://t.co/3eXUQgYHUK
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) July 5, 2025
Major typo ..... I posted the wrong book!
— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) July 5, 2025
AI-Era Social Network: Reimagined for Truth, Trust & Transformation https://t.co/QCQYG5Oqah
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